“And it can do more than just age you.”

“FaceApp Is the Future.”

“It might feel like every person you've ever met is using FaceApp.”

“Sharing a picture of your future wrinkled self has been one of 2019's biggest crazes.”

“What really makes FaceApp unique, though is the way it does things.”

“Honestly, this will probably make your entire day.”

“So, what is this SORCERY?”

“Luckily, I'll never have to smile for a picture again, because now there's an app for that.”

“Aging is suddenly very fashionable thanks to FaceApp.”

“Soul-quaking technology we can't resist despite ourselves.”

“It's a lot of fun to use.”

“Clearly these novelty filters have helped raise FaceApp's profile.”

“And it can do more than just age you.”

“FaceApp Is the Future.”

“It might feel like every person you've ever met is using FaceApp.”

“Sharing a picture of your future wrinkled self has been one of 2019's biggest crazes.”

“What really makes FaceApp unique, though is the way it does things.”

“Honestly, this will probably make your entire day.”

“So, what is this SORCERY?”

“Luckily, I'll never have to smile for a picture again, because now there's an app for that.”

“Aging is suddenly very fashionable thanks to FaceApp.”

“Soul-quaking technology we can't resist despite ourselves.”

“It's a lot of fun to use.”

“Clearly these novelty filters have helped raise FaceApp's profile.”